Youthful Exuberance T-Shirts

'I think Ben likes me. He asked to exchange earrings.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Child driving a toy car

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Botox."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Flava Superba

Active pensioner.

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Hit Me

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'