Youthful Daring T-Shirts

'Don't worry, ma. It's a controlled burn.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Child driving a toy car

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'More hair than brains.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Active pensioner.

Flava Superba

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

Too young to be a grandma

Scuba Diving Devil

The Ageing Process.

Hit Me

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Girl trying to be a woman

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."