Youthful Wanderer T-Shirts

"Why not join a cult or something."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Would you like some wings?"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Child driving a toy car

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'More hair than brains.'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Childhood

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Swinging on the Chandelier

The First National Sand Bank.

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Flava Superba

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"We're looking for our local post office."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

Girl trying to be a woman

Seventh Birthday