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"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Would you like some wings?"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Child driving a toy car

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Happy holidays for kids.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

Kids with Fish Balloons

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Baby Scientist

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

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