Young Adventurer Wrangler Pillows

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Would you like some wings?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Child driving a toy car

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Happy holidays for kids.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

High Riders of the Old West

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Baby Scientist

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Parenting Business Deals

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."