Young Adventurers Pillows

"Kids."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"Sorry. Cash only."

Child with apple on head shooting arrow at his reflection.

Suction-cup marks: Just one of the reasons wall hockey never caught on.

The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'Is it ok if I go for a ride with Lucy, daddy?...Into the woods to check out the 'Shed of Doom.' See ya later.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Children with anti-static strips.

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"Your autonomous tricycle will take you around the block and back. Now have fun, and don't touch anything!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Would you like some wings?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Child driving a toy car

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Happy holidays for kids.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Baby Scientist

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'