Teen Adventurer Pillows

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Would you like some wings?"

Child driving a toy car

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Childhood

"Kids."

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

Swinging on the Chandelier

The First National Sand Bank.

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'