Teen Adventurer Gifts

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Would you like some wings?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Child driving a toy car

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Childhood

"Kids."

Swinging on the Chandelier

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

The First National Sand Bank.

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad