Teen Explorer Gifts

Fountain of Legal Age

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"He's too old for Winnie the Pooh, you said, let him pick his own wallpaper, you said..."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Baby Scientist

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Mystery of Flight' book flying away from boy reading it.

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Forming the adolescent personality

'That shows how high the water was. The same thing happens in our bathtub.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Road Buddies

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Wild Child