Teen Life Explorer Gifts

'So, I think he's fine.'

"Mom, how long have I had this birthmark?"

"Yes, Junior is still asleep! Now that he's a teenager, he's almost fully diurnal..."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Forming the adolescent personality

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Archeology 101.

How?

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

I always figured that when I got old I'd have all the answers -- and then they revised the test!

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Life's Directions

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.