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'So, I think he's fine.'

"Mom, how long have I had this birthmark?"

"Yes, Junior is still asleep! Now that he's a teenager, he's almost fully diurnal..."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Forming the adolescent personality

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

Archeology 101.

How?

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

The meaning of life...

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

Maze life.

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Life's Directions

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Father gives son luggage for his 18th birthday.

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'