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"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"I hate this stupid place."

"3-D glasses are really cool! When you take them off, everything looks so real."

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Whatever!

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Teenage Shakespeare

Dog Teenagers

Moses as a teenager

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

Whatever

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

Teenage Beluga

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

'Holly, listen to me. This school year is important. . . It's your last year before high school! You have to prepare! High school is a whole new ball game.'