Teen Spirit Chaser T-Shirts

Teenage forks.

The Brothers Grime

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

Moses as a teenager

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

Suggestion Box for the Wather.

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Teenage Beluga

Whatever

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

Elf

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."