Teen Spirit Chaser Gifts

Teenage forks.

The Brothers Grime

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Spring Chicken"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

The Incredible Skulk

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

'I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.'

Suggestion Box for the Wather.

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

Teenage Beluga

Elf

Whatever

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'