Teen Spirit Enthusiast Gifts

Dog Teenagers

'Little Wayne is so sensitive; I don't like him going out this late.'

Joanie of Arc

"Toms of Las Vegas natural adolescent-strength deodorant"

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Now that I'm old enough to watch these TV shows without parental supervision, they don't interest me.'

Parents aren't cool.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Whatever!

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Teenage Shakespeare

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Moses as a teenager

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Hell's Bells Whisky

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

The Incredible Skulk