Teen Spirit Admirers Gifts

The Tumors' rebellious son.

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Whatever!

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Teenage Shakespeare

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

The Incredible Skulk

Future Old People

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

Whatever

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Teenage Beluga

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

"My parents told me it was boarding school."