Teen Spirit Aficionados Gifts

Teenagers of other cultures -"And we'll have less lip from you young man!"

Skateboarding Prince Charming

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Whatever!

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Spring Chicken"

Teenage Shakespeare

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

The Incredible Skulk

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

Teenage Beluga

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Whatever

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."