Youthful Spirit Enthusiast Gifts

Makes me feel young again!

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"An everything Martini, please."

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"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Whatever!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Spring Chicken"

The Angel's Share

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Dog Teenagers

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'