Youthful Spirit Admirer Gifts

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Cherub and old angel

Skeleton playing fetch.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Spring Chicken"

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Dog Teenagers

Hit Me

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"