Youthful Spirit Admirer Mugs

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Cherub and old angel

Skeleton playing fetch.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Dog Teenagers

Too young to be a grandma

The Ageing Process.

Hit Me

Lemonade/Prune-aid

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

"It's 'Modern Music Night' tonight. Will you be joining the others in the mosh pit?"

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

Future Old People