Youthful Spirit Gifts

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Nancy Wheeler/Natalia Dyer

"Ah, to be young again."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

'If you're re-tired Grandpa, why don't you take a nap like I do!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"The worrying thing is, I'm exactly the same age as Tina Turner."

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"And this is what the tattoo you've chosen will look like in thirty years."

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

How Tattoos Age

You and Your Shadow

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Haven't you heard? 75 is he new 15! That explains your annoying outbreak of pimples!"

Time sure flies by.

"Mom says we're at an awkward age...too old to be cute and too young to kick out of the house."

'I'm sorry, Peter, but you look different without your skateboard!'

'No, they're not kids on a field trip. They're from our IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days.'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

Boys

Naughty at 40!

"I'm never going to another school reunion. . . you wouldn't believe how old people my age are."

"The grandkids will only be here a short time, dear, then we can ditch these cliche old folks clothes and still catch the rock concert tonight!"

"Just think of each wrinkle as the result of a smile."

"Well Perkins – you've aged well!"

"Learning new tricks is how I keep myself young."

Too young to be a grandma

'Spontaneous...senility'

"You know, Frank, ordering nothing but chicken tenders and fries from the kiddie menu is not keeping you young."

"My mom always looks for the silver lining, but then she dyes it to match the rest of her hair."

'Yeah, getting older stinks. Pretty soon we'll lose that cuteness factor.'

Wait for it....

Discovering the Sprinkler of Youth.