Spirit Of Youth Gifts

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

The end of innocence

"Spring Chicken"

Active pensioner.

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Mall of ages

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

Hit Me

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma