Youth Spirit Gifts

'He's maturing early.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

The Brothers Grime

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Whatever!

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Spring Chicken"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Dog Teenagers

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Too young to be a grandma

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.