Youth Spirit Pillows

'He's maturing early.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

The Brothers Grime

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Whatever!

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

An old lady Kitesurfing

Teenage Shakespeare

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Dog Teenagers

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Hit Me

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma