Youthful Spirit Pillows

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Nancy Wheeler/Natalia Dyer

"Ah, to be young again."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

'If you're re-tired Grandpa, why don't you take a nap like I do!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"The worrying thing is, I'm exactly the same age as Tina Turner."

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"And this is what the tattoo you've chosen will look like in thirty years."

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

You and Your Shadow

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Haven't you heard? 75 is he new 15! That explains your annoying outbreak of pimples!"

Time sure flies by.

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Mom says we're at an awkward age...too old to be cute and too young to kick out of the house."

'I'm sorry, Peter, but you look different without your skateboard!'

'No, they're not kids on a field trip. They're from our IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days.'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

Discovering the Sprinkler of Youth.

'Yeah, getting older stinks. Pretty soon we'll lose that cuteness factor.'

Wait for it....

'Spontaneous...senility'

"My mom always looks for the silver lining, but then she dyes it to match the rest of her hair."

"You know, Frank, ordering nothing but chicken tenders and fries from the kiddie menu is not keeping you young."

Too young to be a grandma

"Learning new tricks is how I keep myself young."

Naughty at 40!

"Skaters gonna skate."

"Can Wilbur come out and play?"

"Is it just me, or are teachers getting younger?"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I have a date with Gregorio. We're going dancing. I like doing things...that make me feel younger!"

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."