Youthful Spirits Pillows

'Aim for those kids that were laughing at us on our way up!'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"'Eternal yout' is one thing Simkins but what we have here is 'Arrested development'!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Sliding Down the Banister

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Whatever!

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Spring Chicken"

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."