Youthful Spirit Keepers Pillows

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

Whatever!

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Dog Teenagers

Hit Me

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Moses as a teenager

The Ageing Process.

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Too young to be a grandma

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age