Teen Spirit Devotees Pillows

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

"Spring Chicken"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

Whatever

Teenage Beluga

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

"My parents told me it was boarding school."