Teen Spirit Enthusiasts Pillows

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

Whatever!

'Holly, listen to me. This school year is important. . . It's your last year before high school! You have to prepare! High school is a whole new ball game.'

"I don't want to go with you and Master to the dog-park to socialise Mum: I'm in a bad mood!"

"I guess the lowrider show was in town this weekend."

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Teenage Shakespeare

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Moses as a teenager

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

Hell's Bells Whisky

The Incredible Skulk

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'