Teen Spirit Supporters Pillows

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Whatever!

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Teenage Shakespeare

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Football tournament fever during office hours.

Dog Teenagers

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Moses as a teenager

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

Teenage Beluga

Football Drinks

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'