Spirit Supporters Pillows

'Nice to have the rank and file picket with us.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Cheerleaders

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Football tournament fever during office hours.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

"You have the Hum bug.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Beggars on the street.

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Football Drinks

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

The home crowd liked to honor the team whenever they scored a point.

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

man wearing baseball cap and Padres shirt stands next to priest wearing padre shirt