Spirit Supporters Gifts

'Nice to have the rank and file picket with us.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Cheerleaders

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

"You have the Hum bug.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Beggars on the street.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Football Drinks

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

The home crowd liked to honor the team whenever they scored a point.

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

man wearing baseball cap and Padres shirt stands next to priest wearing padre shirt