Athletic Spirit Supporter Gifts

Tennis player

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Jumping cheerleaders

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Football player taking the ball home.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Here comes my homey...'

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"I quit."

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"