Athletic Spirit Supporter Gifts

Tennis player

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Jumping cheerleaders

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Football player taking the ball home.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"I quit."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Cheerleaders