Athletic Spirit Gifts

Tennis

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Monica Seles

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Ratminton

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

The Salesman

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.