Sporty Spirit Gifts

"Anyone for tennis?"

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

Volleyball.

Capture the Flag

Little League Umbrellas

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I

'Are you sure you don't mind me playing through?'

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

'Well, did you win or what?'

Clapham Chappies.

Cricketer

Happy Birthday

Rugby Player

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Go team!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Bears catching fish

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

10 K Tail-Chase

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Snowman

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.