Sporty Gifts

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Table tennis.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Formula One car origami

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'I'd rather be playing football.'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'Well, did you win or what?'

Mountaineering section

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

Little League Umbrellas

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

Capture the Flag

The Motives of Footballers

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Swing by won't you?

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

Volleyball.

"Are we just going to run suicides again all day?"

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

Clapham Chappies.

Karate.

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

'Are you sure you don't mind me playing through?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I