Sporty Folks Gifts

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

I like the Jets...I guess

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

10 K Tail-Chase

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Golf Clubs Underwater.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'The grudge match.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

A skier and a paraglider

David and Goliath.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

Finesse fishing

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Theater or football.

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"