Sporty Folks Pillows

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

I like the Jets...I guess

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'The grudge match.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

A skier and a paraglider

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

Finesse fishing

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

Theater or football.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.