Sporty Friends Pillows

'The grudge match.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

The Other Cooperstown

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

Dog football

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

Cricket Lovers

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

'No worries, Timmy. We're star athletes. We'll get off with a slap on the wrist for the rest of our lives!'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Baseball Angels

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Abraham sacrifices Isaac

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Swing by won't you?

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

"Harold! You promised!"

"His coach's dog!"

Fish golfing.

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

Boxing Trainer: 'NOOOOO, you IDIOT, you IDIOT! The TOWEL!! I SAID throw in the TOWEL!!'