Sporty Friends Gifts

'The grudge match.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

The Other Cooperstown

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

Dog football

Cricket Lovers

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Baseball Angels

'No worries, Timmy. We're star athletes. We'll get off with a slap on the wrist for the rest of our lives!'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Cat Yoga.

Abraham sacrifices Isaac

'You're pregnant?'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

"His coach's dog!"

Swing by won't you?

Fish golfing.

"Harold! You promised!"

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.