Athletic Buddy Gifts

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

The Other Cooperstown

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Children playing football.

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'The grudge match.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

'That's our group plan.'

Dog football

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

Academy.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."