Fitness Buddy Gifts

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Crawling Marathon.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

Yoga

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.