Fitness Buffs Gifts

"Whatever."

"I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter."

'This yoga is too hot.'

"You got this, gents! Sore today, strong tomorrow! Obstacles are opportunities!"

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Be Healthy

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'