Exercise Buffs Gifts

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

'Keep fit.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Keep Fit.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

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