Boxercise Buff Gifts

'When I say 'Break', that means to step-back.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"We're exclusively delts."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Weight Gain Denial

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."