Gym Buff With A Twist Gifts

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'We're looking for athletic people.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Robber on treadmill

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

Pelobong

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

'All I can say is my wife worked out every day when she was pregnant.'

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

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