Gym Buff With A Soft Side Gifts

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Keep Fit.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"How much could your mother bench?"

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

'All I can say is my wife worked out every day when she was pregnant.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

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