Gym Buff With Style Gifts

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"How much could your mother bench?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Fitness Course.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

Weight Gain Denial

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Content Creator

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Steroids."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."