Gym Buff With Style Gifts

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Keep Fit.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"How much could your mother bench?"

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

'All I can say is my wife worked out every day when she was pregnant.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Weight Gain Denial

Fitness Course.

Content Creator

'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."