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Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'It's called exercising. It's like playing. . . only without the fun part.'