Exercise Class Aficionado Gifts

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Exercise Class

Running

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'